I'm Chris, I'm 19. This blog mostly consists of the little things in life that make me laugh. I could write a paragraph about myself, but then, it doesn't really do justice to the complexity of what makes up an identity to attempt to sum it up in a few words. If you would like to know anything about me, just ask.

 

Tremendous Mess: Thomas Jefferson on IP

colin:

If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature, when she made them, like fire, expansible over all space, without lessening their density in any point, and like the air in which we breathe, move, and have our physical being, incapable of confinement or exclusive appropriation. 

(via Joi)

Bold applies to me

So I did this bc I’m not good at talking about me and this is a way to share a little bit about me with the people who follow me
Bold what applies to you:

I am a male.

I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I want a tattoo.

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have 2 or more piercings.

I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.

I have freckles.

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I’ve lost a child.

I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

I always do/(did) my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I failed more than 1 class last year.

I’ve stolen something from my job.

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve peed from laughing.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve cried from laughing so hard.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve gotten stitches/staples.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I had a serious surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

I’ve had measles.

I’ve had Malaria.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Mexico.

I’ve been to Niagra Falls.

I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Hawaii.

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

I’m single.

I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

I’ve had a crush on a teacher.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out of my house.

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve cheated on a test.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

I’ve passed out from drinking.

I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

I’ve smoked.

I’ve smoked weed.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve inhaled Nitrous.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I have 3 pills at a time no problem.

I have been diagnosed with depression.

I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.

I’ve taken an anti-depressant.

I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee. 

I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve woken up crying.

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone dying.

Someone close to me has committed suicide/tried. 

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

I own over 5 rap CDs.

I own an IPod or an MP3 player.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

I have an unhealthy obsession with a celebrity.

I own something from Hot Topic.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I collect comic books.

Random:

 I can sing kinda

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I don’t like to kill bugs.

I sing in the shower.

I’m a morning person.

I’m a sports fanatic.

I twirl my hair. 

I care about grammar.

I love to spam friends.

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.

I “bake” well.

My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.

I would wear pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.

I’m really ticklish.

I like white chocolate.

I bite/used to bite my nails.

I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering faces.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People

..used to ask if i was anorexic.

..have called me fat

..have said I’m skinny.

..have said I’m ugly.

..have said I’m pretty.

..have spread rumors about me.

..force me to eat.

..say I eat too much.

..say I eat too little.

..ask if your gay

Family

I’ve planned to run away from home before.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want kids in the future.

I’ve had kids.

I’ve drank.

I’ve slept an entire day before.

I shut others out when I’m upset.

I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.